I'm too cheap and don't have enough of a social life for Facebook, so I'll hang out here (my cranky, logorheic musings may count as art; hell, you could wipe a warthog's ass with an Ann Coulter book and call it art these days). I'm also on YouTube as andyjay729 and Fanfiction.net as andyjay18. I like anime, trains, rodents, the '80s, TV Tropes (yeah, I've done some work there) and Thompson, Connecticut (not necessarily in that order), so they may come up from time to time.
I might be someone your mama always warned you about, but I don't bite...hard.
Yeah, you probably got that my name is actually Andrew. Why John Christoe then? Verrrry lon